Football team

Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.