What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
All farts...are laughing gas.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
What type of poo smells good?
Shampoo.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
This morning my daughter came to me, looking concerned. She said, “Dad, I need a new bum”.
I asked, “And why is that sweetheart?”
She said, “Because mine has a crack in it!”
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
Go to BabaMail
