My farts don’t smell, they don’t have noses.
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?
"I'm dung with this sh*t!"
My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
All farts...are laughing gas.
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
This morning my daughter came to me, looking concerned. She said, “Dad, I need a new bum”.
I asked, “And why is that sweetheart?”
She said, “Because mine has a crack in it!”
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
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