While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
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