Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
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