Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
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