Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
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