Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.