I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
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