My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
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