Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
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