What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!