There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!