My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
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