Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
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