I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
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