So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
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