Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
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