What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
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