What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.