Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
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