Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
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