What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You mermaid to go far.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You are shrimply the best!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.