What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermake me happy.
Long time no sea.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Wish upon a starfish.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Seas the day!
Don't fork-get your manners.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You really mermaid my day.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Call me on the shellphone.
We were mermaid for each other.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You seem a little mer-mad.
You are shrimply the best!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Fishing you a happy day.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You mermaid to go far.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Go to BabaMail
