Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You mermaid to go far.
You mermake me happy.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Fishing you a happy day.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
I think you're mer-mazing.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Seas the day!
You really mermaid my day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You are shrimply the best!
Wish upon a starfish.
We were mermaid for each other.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Long time no sea.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Call me on the shellphone.
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