You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You really mermaid my day.
Call me on the shellphone.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
We were mermaid for each other.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Fishing you a happy day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You mermaid to go far.
Seas the day!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Long time no sea.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You are shrimply the best!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You mermake me happy.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You seem a little mer-mad.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
I think you're mer-mazing.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Wish upon a starfish.
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