"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Call me on the shellphone.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Fishing you a happy day.
You mermake me happy.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You mermaid to go far.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Long time no sea.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Seas the day!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You seem a little mer-mad.
Don't fork-get your manners.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You are shrimply the best!
I think you're mer-mazing.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You really mermaid my day.
Wish upon a starfish.
We were mermaid for each other.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
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