Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You mermaid to go far.
You seem a little mer-mad.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Seas the day!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You are shrimply the best!
We were mermaid for each other.
Call me on the shellphone.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Fishing you a happy day.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Long time no sea.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Wish upon a starfish.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You mermake me happy.
You really mermaid my day.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
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