What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Wish upon a starfish.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Don't fork-get your manners.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Call me on the shellphone.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermaid to go far.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Shell-abrate the good times!
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
We were mermaid for each other.
You are shrimply the best!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Long time no sea.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Seas the day!
Fishing you a happy day.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You mermake me happy.
You really mermaid my day.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
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