Call me on the shellphone.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You are shrimply the best!
Don't fork-get your manners.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Wish upon a starfish.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You really mermaid my day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
We were mermaid for each other.
Fishing you a happy day.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
I think you're mer-mazing.
You mermaid to go far.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Seas the day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermake me happy.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Long time no sea.
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