What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I always have a souper time with you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
"I wood never leaf you."
I like you sow much.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
"I lava you."
You make miso happy.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I love you deerly.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I cannoli be happy
You octopi my thoughts.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I get a real kick out of you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
We make a great pear
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
"I'm nuts about you."
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I whale always love you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I whale-y like you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Pugs and kisses.
"You bake me crazy."
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
I pitcher us together forever.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
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