I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.