Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
V
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
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