When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.