Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
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