What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
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