How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
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