Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
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