My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
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