A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
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