I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
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