My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
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