How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.