“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I’m fondue you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I'm snow bored.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Dublin’ the fun.
I love you meow and forever.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
It's ice to meet you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
As it snow happens.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Thank brew very much.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Time to spruce things up.
"For peep's sake."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I only have ice for you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Best in snow.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
It’s snow joke.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
This is snow laughing matter!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
You're so clover!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
He’s my pinch charming.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.