When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
He threw three free throws.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.