Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Eddie edited it.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Fresh French fried fly fritters
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
I eat eel while you peel eel