How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
He threw three free throws.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Rudder valve reversals
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.