Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What is the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Make it rein.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
When you’re alone in Germany being approached by a group of old men
You have to fear the wurst.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA... BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA...
How does a dual agent sleep?
Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
"You crack me up."
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What martial art does Earth know?
Geo-Jitsu.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Bruised Knee.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
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