After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
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