I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell