Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
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