My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
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