his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
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