What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
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