Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
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