What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
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