Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
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