My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
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