Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
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