What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
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