How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
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