Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
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