How many strokes do you want?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Do you want me to pull it?
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Are you into kinky stuff? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants? Because I just finished a long drive, and I'd like to put my wood in it.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I only play in the short grass.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Your putt looks great in those pants.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.