Tests Jokes

What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
A company that performs tests on urine samples turned a large profit in the last several months.
They had a great piss-cal year.
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