Tests

What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.