A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic. The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.
Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.
A Portuguese man goes to the doctor.
After the test results come in, the doctor says:"Mr. Silva, you’re in very good shape for a 50-year-old."
"And who said I’m 50?"
"How old are you?"
"I just turned 67 in March."
"No way! And how old was your father when he died?"
"And who said my father died?"
"Oh, sorry. How old is your father?"
"The old man is 88."
"88?! That’s great! And how old was your grandfather when he died?"
"And who said he died?"
"I’m sorry. How old is he?"
"107, and he still rides a bicycle."
"That’s wonderful! And your great-grandfather? What did he die of?"
"And who said he died? He’s 124 and he’s getting married next week."
"Now that’s too much!" Says the doctor, annoyed. "Why would a 124-year-old man want to get married?"
"And who said he wanted to get married? He didn’t want to… but he got the girl pregnant."
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A Portuguese man goes to the doctor.
After the test results come in, the doctor says:"Mr. Silva, you’re in very good shape for a 50-year-old."
"And who said I’m 50?"
"How old are you?"
"I just turned 67 in March."
"No way! And how old was your father when he died?"
"And who said my father died?"
"Oh, sorry. How old is your father?"
"The old man is 88."
"88?! That’s great! And how old was your grandfather when he died?"
"And who said he died?"
"I’m sorry. How old is he?"
"107, and he still rides a bicycle."
"That’s wonderful! And your great-grandfather? What did he die of?"
"And who said he died? He’s 124 and he’s getting married next week."
"Now that’s too much!" Says the doctor, annoyed. "Why would a 124-year-old man want to get married?"
"And who said he wanted to get married? He didn’t want to… but he got the girl pregnant."
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