Pray

What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. -- Fred Allen
Se* is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.