Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Lovemaking is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. se*, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so f**k the world and lets get high.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What Reincarnation is All About
What Reincarnation is All About A soldier is reading a book while off duty when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum. "Private." "Sergeant Thompson, Sir!" the soldier said, standing up smartly. "At ease." The soldier gladly returned to his book... until he realized the sergeant is still standing over him, staring at the cover. "Yes, Sarge?" "What's that rubbish you're reading there, private? Re..incar..nation? What's that all about?" "Well," smiles the soldier, "It's pretty simple sir. Say you died, God forbid, and we buried you. Then a few months later grass grew on that plot of land. Then a cow came and ate that grass. As nature dictates, a few hours later it passes it through its stomachs and dumps it out on the ground... Then I would walk by and say: "Hey Sarge, you haven't changed a bit!""