Diamonds

I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"