I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.