Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
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