I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.