I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
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