My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
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