Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
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