What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
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