I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.