Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
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