What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
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