Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
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