I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
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