Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
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