Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
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