What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
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