Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
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