A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
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