What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
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