What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
As it snow happens.
You sleigh me.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Snow thank you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Up to snow good.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Birch, please.
Believe in your elf.
Sleigh, what?!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Icy what you did there.
Snow on and snow forth.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
This is snow laughing matter!
How rude-olf of you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
That look soots you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You snow the drill.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I have the final sleigh.
Make it rein.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Say it ain’t snow.
I told you snow.
She has high elf-esteem.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Snow thank you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
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