“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
I have the final sleigh.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I only have ice for you.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Hold on for deer life.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Snow thank you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I'm snow bored.
You sleigh me.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Birch, please.
Icy what you did there.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
It's lit.
It takes one to snow one.
Let’s take an elfie.
She has high elf-esteem.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It’s snow joke.
I’ll never fir-get.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
You snow the drill.
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I'm pine-ing for you.
Up to snow good.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Snow on and snow forth.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Treat yo'elf.
Best in snow.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.