I’ll never fir-get.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Rebel without a Claus.
You snow the drill.
He’s an elf-made man.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Make it rein.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Snow thank you.
How rude-olf of you.
Hold on for deer life.
Don’t be elfish.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Icy what you did there.
As it snow happens.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You sleigh me.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Yule be sorry.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
It takes one to snow one.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Treat yo'elf.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You snow the drill.
As it snow happens.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Birch, please.
The snuggle is real.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Love at frost sight!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Go to BabaMail
