I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs
But it always blows up in my face.
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