Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”