Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
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