Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
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