What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
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