I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
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