Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
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