Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
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