why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Go to BabaMail
