This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said ....
You know, one would have been enough.
More candles means a bigger wish!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
You are aged to perfection.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
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