What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.