Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.