Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.