Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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