Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
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