The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
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