Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
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