Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
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