I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
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