I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
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