Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
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