I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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