The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
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