The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
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