The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
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