What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
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