I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
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