10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
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