What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
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