Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
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