What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
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