Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
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