My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
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