Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
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