Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
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