A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
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